Saturday, February 25, 2012

Asura's Wrath Review

I had high hopes for this game as soon as I saw the first trailer for it. Then I played the demo and well...I was not impressed. However, My brother just bought the game and we spent the last 2 days beating it and I gotta say...IT'S AWESOME! Screw the reviews! Let me tell you right now that if you like video games you will like this game. lol I have a thing for bosses that are bigger than planets regardless if it takes one quick time event to kill it. lol

A lot of people have told me that Destructoid gave this game a 5/10 but let's be honest here, Destructoid SUCKS. They always give games low reviews so people click on their shit. Deadly Premonition a 10/10? I don't fuckin think so!!! Vanquish a 5/10??? KISS MY ASS! What do all these reviews have in common? Jim Sterling.....This 800 pounds of dumbfuck would not know a good game if it was on the menu at mcdonalds...

Does this game have a lot of cutscenes? Hell yea but so did Metal Gear Solid 4, and I didn't see too many 5/10s on that one. The truth is this is one of those heavy rain style games that people either love or hate, but either way, it is NOT a 5/10.

4 comments:

  1. Hahahaha! EVen your writing has still got Silent Rob flavour. Couldn't read that without imagining you saying it lmao.

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  2. thanks tyler! I love writing too!

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  3. The only good thing I can say about Jim Sterling is that he was one of the few reviewers who acknowledged Malcolm McDowell's amazing performance in KZ3. How the fuck did Marcus Fenix get a nomination for best character on the VGAs and not Malcolm fucking Mcdowell?

    I have never listened to reviews. I pity people who do. I read a couple comments on Asura's Wrath reviews (and plenty of others) where people were saying things like

    "well, im glad I read this review. I was going to get the game, but I guess I will wait until its used"

    fuck those people

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  4. Your exactly right Destructoid is all about attention.

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