Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Chuck Norris Will Kill You!

There is not a doubt in my mind that Chuck Norris will one day kill me. I have learned to live with this fact.


  1. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

  2. Chuck norris killed me, the only reason i am alive right now is because he revived me just to kill me again in a few seco-